Deep in the Heart of Texas

Crossposted at DailyKos

In his satirical (and hilarious) book The Areas of My Expertise, funnyman John Hodgman categorizes the State of Texas like this:

NICKNAMES:  The Homeland, More Mexico

MOTTO:  "Friendship, Except When Betrayed, or Approached by Strangers."

NOTES:  You have heard the saying that everything is bigger in the Lone Star state, and it is true that the cats are the size of dogs and the dogs are the size of European cars.  But Texans themselves are of normal proportions, with normal-sized dreams and loves, who just happen to own cars that are the size of twenty-five European cars.

Like all good satire, there's a grain or two of truth in Hodgman's summary.  I work in the environmental consulting industry, often in support of the development and permitting of renewable energy facilities (e.g. wind and solar).  Last week these efforts brought me to the near center of a vast sea of Republican red: West Texas.

We bunked in the city of San Angelo, a college town of around 90,000 souls.  Despite whatever liberal leanings local Angelo State University might foster, folks in Tom Green County voted 75% in favor of George W. Bush in 2004.  For Democrats, you can't get much further behind enemy lines.  It's down home and deep red, but maybe even in the heart of Texas the governance of their Crawford local boy and his GOP cronies has rendered "the brand" (pun intended) cold.  It just doesn't burn in like it used to.  More on that in a bit.  For now, back to the "big" picture:

My colleague and I can affirm the Texas tendency to super-size.  Indeed, the steaks were both phenomenal in flavor and massive in scale.  We shied away from the "large" T-bone option offered by our waiter, and ordered the ones he described as "medium-sized" instead.  The thick, sizzling slabs served were roughly the size of a Frisbee.  They landed on our table with an audible thud, sending ripples through the beer in our 56-ounce goblets.  Now that's my kind of "medium".

True to Lone Star custom (and Hodgman's joke), the cars were bigger in Tom Green County too.  Many of them sported bumper stickers with sayings like Texas Is Bigger Than France, and this gem:  Their Mascot is a Jackass.  Any Questions?  We saw another that read Some People Are Only Alive Because it's Illegal to Shoot Them, but that's a whole different story, and I have tendency enough for digression.  Back to the gist.

The steaks and the cars were definitely big, but that isn't all:  Democratic turnout was bigger too.  In the 2008 Primaries 10,172 enlightened Texans pulled the level for a candidate with a "D" behind the name.  

Not too shabby, considering that the GOP slate drew a crowd of 8,813 confused (or crazy) Republicans out to the booths.  McCain won with 59% of the vote, with "Aw Shucks" Huckabee a distant second.

Despite the apparent prevalence of the sort of attitude reflected in the anti-democratic bumper stickers, more Democrats turned out than Republicans:  1,359 more to be precise.  Statistically speaking that's not many, but it certainly suggests that Team Blue was more energized.  All things considered, the enthusiasm gap hasn't shifted much since then and when it has, it's been in favor of the Democrats.  There's still evidence of this energy on the ground.  I was as pleased as a weasel in a henhouse when we spotted this place:

The fantastic lady staffing the office was quick with a grin, and happy to see us.  "We don't get much traffic here as you might expect," she said, gesturing widely to indicate our environs.  She quickly added that she thought things were "going pretty well lately".  She explained that Hillary had many supporters in the area during the Primary, but they'd pretty much transitioned smoothly to backing Obama.  "Warming up very nicely," I believe she said.  Conversely, she didn't think her Republican neighbors were taking to McCain all that well.  Check out the swag, and have some of that sweet Democratic candy:

What's got people so riled up?  Why are Democrats turning out in better number? Some stuff clipped from the local San Angelo paper, The Standard-Times helps to explain it.

On Monday, August 4th, Mitchell Kransy (a San Angelo resident and retired federal employee) published a guest column boldly headlined 'GOP Stands for Greedy Oil Politics'.

I agree with these headlines over columns in the July 21 Standard-Times: "Seek smart energy solutions" by U.S. Rep. Mike Conaway, R-Midland, and "U.S. needs long-term energy policy" by self-confessed political junkie Jim Ryan.

Unfortunately, neither column lived up to its headline. Conaway's column contains the same old stuff he and other Republicans have been peddling, without success, for months. He makes it clear that "GOP" stands for "Greedy Oil Politics." If Ryan's idea of a long-term energy policy is to lay in lots of canned food, one can only hope he has a manual can opener.

The energy crisis is obviously an issue.  The following day, another guest column appears.  This time it's Skipper Gaston, the former owner of a B.B.Q. joint.  He says the U.S. must get serious about energy issues.

T. Boone Pickens recently said that Americans are currently sending $700 billion a year out of this country for oil. Considering who much of this money goes to, it should be obvious that this is a major national security issue. It is not merely a major economic problem for this country. We are also making our enemies stronger by pumping money into the economies of countries that are as friendly to our enemies as they are to us, if not more so.

Hodgman told us above that Texans have "normal-sized dreams and loves".  Sounds like a growing number are dreaming about change, and they're speaking up.  Listen to Jim Dunnam (elected to the Texas House in 1996; served as the House Democratic leader since 2003), when he says the GOP is to blame for the energy crisis.

Both our family budgets and the air we breathe are suffering because of poor energy decisions made by the Republican leadership of the Texas Legislature.

(snip)

And while our bills are getting higher, the air is getting dirtier. Texas is already the country's top polluter, spewing more carbon dioxide into the air than any other state. If Texas were its own country, we would be the seventh-largest polluter in the world - in part due to our state's heavy use of old technology coal-fired electric plants. Texas uses more coal than any other state, and we have five of the dirtiest coal plants in America.

In 2007, Democrats in the Texas House won bipartisan support for a number of amendments to a comprehensive energy bill that would truly have made a difference in the bills you pay and the air you breathe. The full House, including many Republican members, adopted our proposals for across-the-board electric rate cuts and stronger environmental protections to start cleaning up our air.

We won the fight in the House for a utilities bill that would give us real solutions to our problems. Unfortunately, a House-Senate conference committee dominated by the Republican leadership stripped the bipartisan reforms out of the bill. In the end, the House was given a measure written in secret right at the final day of business last session. The final bill did so little for consumers that Bob Jackson, director of the Texas AARP, memorably said the bill was "as weak as dirty dishwater."

Slowly but surely, people are getting the message.  Even in Texas, people are weary of the same old politics as usual.  Heck, the Editorial for Thursday, August 7th says the Subpoena dispute highlights the gridlock:

...but the White House's obdurate and often high-handed refusal to allow Bush's former top political adviser Karl Rove, former White House legal counsel Harriet Miers and current chief of staff Joshua Bolten to testify before the House and Senate Judiciary committees infuriated lawmakers. With the Democrats in control, they sued in federal court.

(snip)

It is a shame that the White House and Congress couldn't negotiate a settlement on this issue. It shows just how deeply divided and partisan our government has become - and no one benefits from this hopeless gridlock.

Let's hope this message continues to grow better than normal-sized.  Speaking of which, let's share a hearty golf clap for the seven MoveOn.org members who protested at the San Angelo constituency office of Rep. Mike Conaway (R-TX) for his support of offshore drilling for oil and gas.

Asked about the role wind and solar energy will play as the country seeks multiple fuel sources, Conaway said, "Wind and solar will always be minor players" unless the country develops a way to store that energy.

He stressed that coal and nuclear energy sources will be stronger investments.

Coal?  What's Conaway looking to "invest" in?  Maybe the five dirtiest coal plants in America, the ones that Dunnam told us about earlier.  Again, what was I doing in Texas all week?  Oh yeah, that "minor" wind power thing.

As wind energy continues to expand across the U.S. heartland, rural America is likely to experience a revitalization not experienced since the homestead land grabs of the 19th century. Green jobs - high-quality employment for environmentally sustainable industries - and related spin-off opportunities are proliferating across West Texas. Local leaders predict that the economic growth has only just begun.

All in all, maybe things are lookin' up for those stubborn "Jackasses" in Texas.  If you're feeling it, send some Buffalo Nickels to the good folks over at the Texas Democratic Party.  



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Tips for the Californio? (2.00 / 3)

Just an addendum of little or no relevance:  We witnessed a zebra-striped Cadillac with Longhorns affixed to the hood.  No kidding.  I have proof.  What's better was that it was parked at a Bail Bonds place.  God Bless Texas.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 02:00:55 PM EST

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Thanks for this local flavor..
(Is there a favorite BBQ sauce?)

rec'd for well written local take..

On occasion I saw some fine SCI shoes at Stubb's


"harlequin speech of suicide, demanding instantaneous lobotomy"
by nogo postal on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 02:33:43 PM EST

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None of the steaks had sauce.  They we seasoned well (with a rub I suspect).

Thanks for reading; appreciate the Rec.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 02:37:30 PM EST
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Ugh, WERE seasoned.  Not we.  I need some caffiene.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 02:38:16 PM EST
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Stevie Ray Vaughan, Freddie King, Eric Johnson, Leadbelly, T-Bone Walker, Johnny Copeland, Lightnin' Hopkins, Johnny Guitar Watson, and Charlie Christian.
Thus ends my list of good things to come out of Texas unless somone wants to add to it.

by ReillyDiefenbach on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:23:29 PM EST

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Townes Van Zandt and Steve Earle would be notable omissions.

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/6/4/19515 7/3562#readmore


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:25:52 PM EST
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Anybody else?


by ReillyDiefenbach on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:34:12 PM EST
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You cover all the high dround pretty well.  ;)

Others:

Janis Joplin.  Rodney Crowell.  Wayne "The Train" Hancock.  Buddy Holly.  Lyle Lovett.  James McMurtry (sone of the novelist).  Willie Nelson.  Sonny Cray.  Slaid Cleaves.  Dale Watson.  The Reverend Horton Heat.  The Big Bopper.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:50:06 PM EST
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The American Quarter Horse- best breed in the world!


"Who are you for? That is the wrong question. It should be who is for you?" HRC
by skohayes on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 04:37:04 PM EST
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Janis Joplin, Sissy Spacek, Willie Nelson - just off the top of my head.


Rules for Life: Do not annoy others; Do not be too easily annoyed.
by Not the only Dem in KS on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 05:39:10 PM EST
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For the politically-minded, I'd go with Barbara Jordan, LBJ (for all his flaws, he got an awful lot done), and Ann Richards. Molly Ivins gets a nod here too, if she doesn't go in the literary category instead.

Way too many pop culture figures. Just in directors: Wes Anderson, Mike Judge, Richard Linklater, and Robert Rodriguez (or for two other media: Gene Roddenberry and Tommy Tune).

Way, way too many important musicians and athletes to list.

And on and on...

Yes, I've got pride in my home state... now if we can only turn it blue, too.


No Way. No How. No McCain-Palin!
by Texas Gray Wolf on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 08:01:47 PM EST
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Workin' on it TGW.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 08:41:19 PM EST
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Great Diary fogiv!

Thanks for an entertaining read.

Phantom rec!


by snark adam excuse on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:23:55 PM EST

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Danke!


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 03:26:19 PM EST
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Believe it or not... (2.00 / 1)

Angelo State University is my alma mater. Decent school, but no...San Angelo was not an inviting place for progressives when I was there. Hopefully things really are changing. Texas WILL be blue someday soon, and when that happens, there's no stopping us.

Excellent diary.


allprogressives.com
by Scan on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 05:30:01 PM EST

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Thanks Scan!


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 05:43:03 PM EST
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The one thing Rep. Conway kept forgetting to add, is that while coal and nuke will always be players in Texas...as long as the Republicans continue to block and give Texan's real energy solutions...is that Texas just signed onto the largest upgrade of it's power grid in 30 years.  It will be the most massive upgrade, in order to harness more energy transmission from solar and wind.
http://money.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx ?id=599441

Texas utility regulators on Thursday approved a plan to accelerate power line construction to accommodate more than 18,000 megawatts of wind generation by 2012, an amount that exceeds current wind generation in the nation.

Another thing Rep. Conway keeps forgetting to talk about in his mad rush to protect big oil, is that Texas is the largest wind producer in the United States.  Larger than the next 10 states put together.

Now, that's what we mean by things are bigger in Texas.  Rep. Conway keeps wanting to put his head in the sand.  Rep. Conway also represents the Bush families first oil venture in Midland, Texas just a 90 minute drive (not that far in Texas) up the road.  He has also worked w/ and for W, in the Bush Exploration venture that went belly up.  He is the Congressman for Dist. 11, a new district that was created with the redistricting that DeLay had a hand in creating.

I have a strong feeling he won't be serving in that post for very long.  He should take the state motto to heart:

"Don't mess with Texas".


He that lives upon hope, will die fasting. -Ben Franklin
by TxDem08 on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 05:37:57 PM EST

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Agreed.  Great comment.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 05:44:26 PM EST
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Next time your down in the Austin area (which I'm sure will make you feel much more at home), give a shout.  The best food and beer joints are the one's kept secret!  ;)

Cornyn is also going to have a run for his money as well.

http://www.ricknoriega.com/news/articles ?id=0055


He that lives upon hope, will die fasting. -Ben Franklin
by TxDem08 on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 06:08:09 PM EST
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I haven't been to Austin yet (but have heard tell it's great).  Was a little irked I didn't have time to swing in there on this last trip.  Oh well.  With wind like it is, I'll be back (already have a handful of new projects brewing.


I'm as strong as a bull moose, and you can use me to the limit. - Teddy Roosevelt
by fogiv on Sun Aug 10, 2008 at 07:46:50 PM EST
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